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Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?
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The act of forcing your girlfriend to shit on the rug. Then proceeding to rub her nose in the feces while having sex with her doggy style all while spanking her with a rolled up newspaper and shouting what a bad dog she's been
Last night I was so fed up with Suzies constant bickering that I forced her into a Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver just to shut her up. Funniest thing is that she loved it!
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The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.
Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.
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An energy shielding technology that resists a puppy collision and rebounds it in the opposite direction. This shielding is only affected by puppies, when they reach adulthood, and become dogs, they are no longer rebounded off of the energy surface. Upon collison, the intel theme song is heard and the shielding glows white-blue then fades. The technology was created around 2007 and first tested in the basement of dude #3 in the internet video, "Three dudes and a puppy."
dude#2: Oh no what if he fell into that hole!
dude#3: Oh that's not possible, it has Anti-puppy Technology.
Anti-Puppy hole: deeee, doo dee doo deeee..
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A throw-away joke from a Family Guy episode (Episode 16 Season 4)
"Hmm, Florida. Just think somewhere in this state right now, Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy."- Stewie
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to take a poo.
to deficate.
release excriment from one's bowels
I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies
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When a person that is not properly knowledgeable is placed in a responsible position
Ooh, what doggy doos have to be dodged when puppies r yuppies.
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