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A person who abuses their table. I am talking to you Robert. Yeah you you monster. #TableLivesMatter
Robert W. Coomer is a confirmed pedophile and table abuser. That's why we burned his house down.
When a man gingerly places his balls, on someones forhead.
My boyfriend loves setting the table as a I cook dinner.
On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.
"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"
An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits
Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
1. A way to watch porn in class usually by people who sit in the back
2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.
Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.