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Rocky: if theres anything you need let us know
Mom: actually there is something you could do for us
Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before
CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?
by Mac Is Fresh January 16, 2012
Rocky: if theres anything you need let us know
Mom: actually there is something you could do for us
Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before
CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?
by Mac Is Fresh January 16, 2012
Open gesture:heheheisidjf rirr
Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)
The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.
When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
The beer you opened but failed to start or finish because you passed out.
I left an open frame next to my bed last night, and had to hold my nose to chug it--worst hair of the dog ever...
An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.
I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.
Scissoring technique that only works on virgins.
It’s time for The Grand Opening baby~
You ready for The Grand Opening, baby?
A fridge that is open to anybody who enters the room on friendly and not business terms. Anybody can eat anything out of the open access fridge, but you must have been invited into the house on friendly terms and not on business
CJ: Hey Michael, get anything you want!
Michael: Thanks!
John: What about me?
CJ: You are here for study, not for pleasure. This is an Open Access Fridge, not an Open House.