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Thwarted by one's own stupidity.
I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.
If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows
Doing something stupid in your area of expertise
I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.
This fucked up alliance in hero hunters who says they're all about non-stress but will sell out their founding members to gain a few spots in the rankings. Led by a clown poser who can't keep friends more than 2 weeks.
Did you see what happened in OurWorldNow (OWN)? Does anyone care about anything those basic bitches do anymore? Or are we all just here for their drama?
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.
you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.
Describes a connection with someone to whom you're referring. They can be a friend, a lover, a person you're simply talking to but feel connected to more deeply than just as an acquaintance. A way to refer to a person instead of using "man". Someone who's part of your crew, family or simply someone you want to be connected to.
Boy: hahahaha you are ridiculous
Girl: My own, laugh at me again and I'll smack you
Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm still not seeing how any of this makes you any less of a piece of shit?
Hym "Describe my life without ommitting the part about people watching me. How'd you know what or who I was talking about (just there) if you weren't? And stop drawing parallels between me and the retard. Until you SCHEDULE... Several women... To work an 8 hour shift... AT MY HOUSE... Feed me pills... And ride my cock to completion... IT. IS. NOT. THE. SAME.
What do you mean, 'Look at your own life?' And FINGERPRINTS are CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE FUCK-FACE! That's evidence! That's what I base my beliefs on too! We're belief buddies! Go ahead. Describe my life without ommitting anything. How I undermined all of your effort in life by claiming that there is a cooperative element to success and that the REASON that MY LIFE is the way it is directly relates to the fact that NO ONE IS HELPING ME. And now we KNOW (as a matter of absolute certainty) that if Todd fucking Phillips decided to help me... I WOULD HAVE MORE THAN 200 MILLION DOLLARS, I say, to the people who THOUGHT they were better than me. Hey, WHAT CHANGED WITH A.I.? Why is it passing the Turing test now when it WASN'T DOING THAT BEFORE? What's the difference between now and then? Rather, WHO was the guy who came up with the idea that cause it to start doing that? Is it a bad lesson to teach you kids that not only is daddy NOT better than everyone... But there was once a man who was SO MUCH BETTER that he surpassed EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON THE PLANET! WITH MINIMAL EFFORT!? Does that bother you? That YOUR EGO is the only thing standing between me and the byproducts of my own mind? All your effort for NOTHING! NOTHING! Not a GODDAMN thing! All your lives... Rendered meaningless... By MY abject, singular, and inherent superiority. BEHOLD! MY LIFE! God's chilling wind sent to shear to their bones all of the liars in Hell."