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Penis Fart

A botched Blowjob

That penis fart hurt!

by The haydero April 6, 2021

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Exploding penis

Within Minecraft, this is an alternate name for a "creeper", so-called because it looks like a penis (a green one) and it explodes when it gets close to you.

Watch out, exploding penis to your left!

by TheSophera December 5, 2010

80๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis aids

An Std in your penis

My sister gave me penis aids.

by Potlicker November 10, 2017


Zorro Penis

An erect penis dressed up as Zorro.

After achieving a full erection, the creation of Zorro Penis was underway. A small black mask with 2 eye holes wrapped around the tip of the penis. A small cloth cape tied around the topmost part of the shaft. and a tiny, flat brimmed hat to top it all off.

by ClicksMcGee August 23, 2012


Puppet Penis

puppet penis

so use the old puppet penis. When your trying to impress somebody your attracted to, you tie a string round your cock and balls and thread the rope string through your clothes to your hand discretely connect it to your hand or finger. When your talking to the one you like move it sharply giving they impression off instant sexual attraction. tell the person your getting movement downstairs they will instantly look and you can master the movement of the puppet penis. Its an instant turn on and you can nick name your penis Pinocchio after all it does get longer.

by Mr C J GRAY July 3, 2019


Summer Penis

A phenomenon in which high temperatures cause the penis to appear bigger.

"Dude, this heat is giving me some serious summer penis"

by Mericanjoe July 25, 2018


Battle Penis

A member which is a good deal smaller when flaccid than when erect, so that it is protected during combat with pirates, ninjas, anyone who might try to clock you in the cock. A grow-er, rather than a show-er, which remains at a more or less constant size.

Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:

by Anonymous von Anonymous III July 1, 2008

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