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Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.
Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.
Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
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When a female uses the vibrate feature on her phone to masturbate, in the absence of a true vibrator.
I forgot my vibrator at church camp, so I had to Phone Bone after watching Twilight
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when you take your boner and rub it against a phone while calling your girlfriend
ahha, that sound you just heard was my banana phone
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The phenomenon of two or more telephones in an office or at home ringing at, or nearly at, the same time with irritatingly dissonant musical intervals such as seconds and augmented fourths. The term "serialism" is a musical term meaning the technique whereby pitches from a tonal series, or row, are used to form a work, usually atonal, emphasizing said series.
Oh, man, it's really getting busy in the office right now. There's phone serialism going on now---the phones are ringing off the hook!
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cell phone *the precious telecommunication device many people CANNOT be without for two seconds!, -connected to their innermost soul* -talking about a MIGHTY IMPORTANT MAN/WOMAN here!!
gina called her soul phone jesus, because it was her savior!
he reached for his soul phone while pumping a lump!
he answered his soul phone while driving 80mph
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The act of waiting on a very important phone call. "IN THE OLDEN DAYS" (i.e., roughly two decades ago) this act would necessitate that a person remain home, near the phone, engaged in quiet activities. While phone sitting, you would have to quickly disengage yourself from all calls other than the expected one. Even walking down to the driveway may result in missing that oh-so-very-important call, such as from a perspective employer. This annoyance has become much less common in the past twenty years thanks to caller ID, call waiting, voice mail, and cell phones.
1) "I cannot go out tonight, I put a classified ad in the newspaper and now I am phone sitting."
or,
2) "He said he would call me back about the new job. I cannot turn my cell phone off because I am phone sitting."
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Putting your phone into your mouth while trying to perform another task.
Kristof, who was almost in an accident, had to eat his phone and turn the wheel sharply to avoid hitting the other driver.
Phone eating is better than putting your cell in your boobs.
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