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When a female uses the vibrate feature on her phone to masturbate, in the absence of a true vibrator.
I forgot my vibrator at church camp, so I had to Phone Bone after watching Twilight
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when you take your boner and rub it against a phone while calling your girlfriend
ahha, that sound you just heard was my banana phone
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The phenomenon of two or more telephones in an office or at home ringing at, or nearly at, the same time with irritatingly dissonant musical intervals such as seconds and augmented fourths. The term "serialism" is a musical term meaning the technique whereby pitches from a tonal series, or row, are used to form a work, usually atonal, emphasizing said series.
Oh, man, it's really getting busy in the office right now. There's phone serialism going on now---the phones are ringing off the hook!
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The act of talking on the phone with a female while hanging out with the guys. Usually happens on a guy night out. And its not just one call to check in. Its countless disappearing outside to make phone calls. Usually ends with said Phone Queer guy getting his feelings hurt since he is spending time with his phone and not drinking. Usually the most sober of the bunch. Basically a pussy.
The guy who is always on the phone with his girl while hanging out with his buddies. Yeah, he's the guy who is outside talking all quiet and sweet to his woman. Like he's making love to it. Fucking phone queer!
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A phone bomber is someone who shouts random and/or offensive things while their friends are on the phone. Usually ruins the person on the phone's day.
1. Andy- *on the phone* hey dad I'm at chris's house
Dad-*also on phone* is there a party there?
Andy-*still on phone* no
Bob- STOP HOGGING THE KEG ANDY!
Dad- come home now.
Andy- wow bob you're such a phone bomber
2. Phil- *on phone* hello mr smith I'm calling about that help wanted ad on your window
James- PENIS!!!
Mr smith- call me back when your phone bomber friend leaves
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cell phone *the precious telecommunication device many people CANNOT be without for two seconds!, -connected to their innermost soul* -talking about a MIGHTY IMPORTANT MAN/WOMAN here!!
gina called her soul phone jesus, because it was her savior!
he reached for his soul phone while pumping a lump!
he answered his soul phone while driving 80mph
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The act of waiting on a very important phone call. "IN THE OLDEN DAYS" (i.e., roughly two decades ago) this act would necessitate that a person remain home, near the phone, engaged in quiet activities. While phone sitting, you would have to quickly disengage yourself from all calls other than the expected one. Even walking down to the driveway may result in missing that oh-so-very-important call, such as from a perspective employer. This annoyance has become much less common in the past twenty years thanks to caller ID, call waiting, voice mail, and cell phones.
1) "I cannot go out tonight, I put a classified ad in the newspaper and now I am phone sitting."
or,
2) "He said he would call me back about the new job. I cannot turn my cell phone off because I am phone sitting."
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