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poop lap

Noun /poอžop/ /lap/
1. When you cant hold your poop, so you poop through someone else's legs while they are using the toilet.
2. When two people who love each other decide to become closer by sitting and shitting together.

Will and cece are poop lapping, don't go in the bathroom.

My dad was on the can, but I had to go so bad I poop lapped him.

by DaveHasslehoffsBoo May 5, 2019

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Poop a Loop

When you shit yourself while upside down in a plane.

That loop de loop turned into a poop a loop!

by PoopALooper January 10, 2012

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Poop Toot

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.

Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...

by pooptootsrock August 16, 2018

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Poop Tip

Specifically, it's a tip left on the closed lid of your hotel room toilet that you have thoroughly clogged and left for the maid to clean up. In a broader usage, it's appropriate to use the term to describe any tip given to someone dealing with the dirty, smelly aftermath of your poop.

"I took such a big shit in my hotel room this morning I clogged the toilet and had to leave a poop tip for the maid." (Specific usage)

"The room service guy showed up right after I took a monster shit. The room smelled so bad I gave him a little bit extra as a poop tip just for walking in." (Broader usage)

by Cous Cous June 8, 2009

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poop jiz

The combination of poop and jizz. Either from taking a shit and then masturbating, or getting stabbed in the gooch causing poop and jizz to seep out to form poop jizz.

Aww dude, did you see that poop jizz in the toilet.

by Bothagrius January 23, 2011

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man poop

a poop that takes longer than a woman's

Andrew is taking a man poop.

by Nikkihour December 17, 2014

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poop nugget

A slang term for an annoying friend, or sibling. It is silly, yet negative. It is the perfect thing to call dumb, annoying people.

My sister was a poop nugget when she wouldn't let me help her with her homework.

by Queen Danyelle December 29, 2015

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