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a vaginal expulsion of air. a pussy fart.
My dick is so big, I made her queef<br /> before I whipped it out.
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a girl who is guarenteed to queef no matter what.
tim-hey steve, i was with rachel from down the street and she was a queef star.
steve-whats a queef star?
tim-you know, she was guarented to queef no matter what happened!
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A fart that comes from your asshole, but you make it a big deal and mutter "ohhh butt queef"
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this ill ass graffiti writer currently in the sav, but home in DC
hitting up walls and freights with bunnies and bears, lollypops and candycanes
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Someone who is considered to be very conceded and prick-like with a harry black Gooch
that kid is such a queef pierce.
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The sound a woman's vagina makes after releasing douche-fluid from her vaginal cavity.
Tina's pussy was really stinky.
So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".
One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.
After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.
As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.
Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.
"It's a douche", she said.
She then asked me if she should use it.
I said "Yah, clean that shit out."
She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.
A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."
Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.
What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.
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Your dong. In other words, what makes queefs happen.
TD: My chick wanted me to make her breakfast in bed.
Toch: What did you do?
TD: I brought her my queef stick on toast.
Toch: nice
When my queef stick did its magic she started laughing. Since she thought it was funny I gave her a Tony Danza.
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