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When the outside of something looks shitty, but the inside is actually very nice.
Me: My house is a quadruple wide. Two double Wides put together.
My buddies: (go inside) DAMN! This is some high-class redneck shit
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Tapping cigarette ash onto front of blue jeans and rubbing the ash into the material
If your momma doesn’t keep ash trays in the house, better not flick the ash on her floor - use your redneck ash tray.
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A form of birth control usually consisting of anything bought at walmart. (Duct tape, clothespins, pvc pipe, ziploc bags, etc.)
Hey i went to walmart and got some redneck birth control from the craft section
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A group made by Furbi that despises every redneck on earth.
Redneck: Look at that gay fag wearing those so tight pants.
DTR (Death To Rednecks) Member: I'll kick your ass stupid redneck!
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Used by men named mark, rick steve, john, josh, tyler,evan, fred, jim, the like to soap each other genitals and play drop the soap with each other every other night. then pretend to be straight men every other day of the week.
Examples of their Redneck pick Up lines include but are not limited to:
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon
And the best for last
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up
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An asian boy whose under joint custody and has kissed two of his moms and is lowkey gay for one of his dads. His past times are deepthroating bananas 🍌 fishing and quoting trump. He enjoys the devils music - country. And his inner white girl is very extroverted
Whelp there goes the asian redneck again deepthroating my knife.
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Sex act: when you have diarrhea and shit on your girlfreinds face then smear it all over her face using your testicles until you cum all over her face then using your testacles again, push it into her mouth and eyes so she cant see what you are doing, if she realized she would probably slap you.
Joe:Hey, did you have diarrhea last night?
Bill:Yeah, but i totally gave my girlfriend a Redneck Snow Plow
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