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Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.
EX1:
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"
Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"
EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"
EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."
Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."
When you slay a multiple amount of LG's in a row or one night.
Girl:"Hey wana go to that party tonight? We can go for a little slay ride."
When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over to make contact with there downstairs.
Dude, Helga is so tall! I want her to Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
The act of closely tailgating another motorist in retaliation to what the driver would consider an offensive traffic maneuver.
Revenge riding can be performed with or without the participating cars headlights set to high beams.
I passed this dude who was going 55 and he started revenge riding me all the way down the interstate.
A common technique used in midget bondage porn, where one midget pours vanilla/tapioca pudding at a high velocity on two others who are having sex in either the cowboy or reverse cowboy positions.
As Greta was riding Verne, Nathan poured vanilla pudding on them, causing them to ride the avalanche.
me: people ride elephants in india
cole: i was riding an elephant before
me: you got pegged by a fat bitch??
Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.
Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.