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the best school in tha fukkin worldd; half the kids there chief and dip. its da best school and the girls are hott as fukk and like to get high also.
dude #1: d00d i just bought a g of dro ,lets skipp 7th period and we can get some other people to come.
dude #2: hellz yeahh d00d i got a can of dip that i got at mainstreet last nightt ;D
brms (braden river middle school)
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When you heard the "A man has fallen into the river in lego city" and you get so tired so you just change the words to make it less boring
John: Have you heard about the man that felt into the river in lego city?
Oliver: Yes, I heard it 1984932 times.
John: But, I bet you haven't heard about this one; A river has fallen into the man in lego city.
Oliver: No, I haven't heard that!
An advertisement for Lego's emergency Lego City sets which were sold in the early 2000s despite there being different versions today they are still taking the market by storm!
A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.
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If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
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when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex
"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father
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Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.
Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period
Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.
Joe: I better bring lube.
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best band in the state of delaware. big band with a big sound. directed by Marc Marvel otherwise known as santa or Marv. one big family. where everything is a sexual reference an taken the wrong way. you live in the band room more than you do at home, spend long nights practicing to get everything right, dedication to the fullest. wont meet another band like this one.
Have you seen the Indian river high school marching Band?
-how can you miss them? their huge! an loud! an lead by by santa clause! c'mon now!
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