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Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched
When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.
When a man finishes his load onto his partners anus and proceeds to blow snot rockets and other bodily fluids of his choice to lay on top of the anus. The dom will then proceed to scoop the salad with a spoon to be served to his partner.
He wanted to try the slimey salad. I showed him a selection of my finest spoons
What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad?
Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.
a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.
07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol
The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.
Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."
Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"
Dave: "Tavern tonight?"
Roberto: "Damn straight!"
when you jerk off someone that’s mentally challenged
‘Did you see what happened old people’s home yesterday? One of the nurses was caught salad wacking Mr Johnson!’