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fixing shit

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.

I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?

by Vebb May 20, 2016


shit the titty

when you drink before noon

it is 11:50! you have 10 minutes to shit the titty

by shh don’t tell bitty August 8, 2021


clean shit

To shit without needing to wipe

John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase

by howard1976 June 5, 2014

53πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Shit Head

An absolute asshat that you can't deal with. A fuckin pain. A real fuck face. The worst asshole mc piss pants you can imagine.

Jaron Lawrence was being a real shit head to Troy Harwell over PlayStation 4ℒ️ just because he plays games more than him and gets mad when Troy Harwell messes around a tiny bit and fucks him in the ass making him the biggest shit head around

by TroyRex1066 February 22, 2019

52πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


real shit

A piece of news or factual information that is not only considered 100% correct, but also societally relevant. Sometimes in memes, for ironic effect, the relevance scale for something considered to be "real shit" is reversed. Opposite of bullshit.

Person 1: Hey yo, Shrek 5 is bein' released in 2019
Person 2: Man, that's some real shit.

by W0k3 April 25, 2017

120πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Buffet shit

A generally large shit taken after eating at a buffet (old country, Chinese, etc.) It usually happens with 15-120 minutes after eating. Usually relaxing and can sometimes end your stomach ache

Guy 1. "that buffet was mad good man."

Guy 2. "Na man the Buffet Shit was way better, I feel amazing

by Kaz1510 March 31, 2010

34πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


'n shit

A less refined variation on the Latin "et cetera".

"That man is most definitely one who arranges sexual encounters for others, as he has obvious signs of being nouveau riche, such as jewelry and decorations on his car, etc."

"That nigga be a pimp, he got dollaz errywhere... bling and grillz and rims 'n shit!"

by Monsieur Baudelaire February 5, 2010

45πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž