Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.
I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?
it is 11:50! you have 10 minutes to shit the titty
To shit without needing to wipe
John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase
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An absolute asshat that you can't deal with. A fuckin pain. A real fuck face. The worst asshole mc piss pants you can imagine.
Jaron Lawrence was being a real shit head to Troy Harwell over PlayStation 4β’οΈ just because he plays games more than him and gets mad when Troy Harwell messes around a tiny bit and fucks him in the ass making him the biggest shit head around
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A piece of news or factual information that is not only considered 100% correct, but also societally relevant. Sometimes in memes, for ironic effect, the relevance scale for something considered to be "real shit" is reversed. Opposite of bullshit.
Person 1: Hey yo, Shrek 5 is bein' released in 2019
Person 2: Man, that's some real shit.
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A generally large shit taken after eating at a buffet (old country, Chinese, etc.) It usually happens with 15-120 minutes after eating. Usually relaxing and can sometimes end your stomach ache
Guy 1. "that buffet was mad good man."
Guy 2. "Na man the Buffet Shit was way better, I feel amazing
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A less refined variation on the Latin "et cetera".
"That man is most definitely one who arranges sexual encounters for others, as he has obvious signs of being nouveau riche, such as jewelry and decorations on his car, etc."
"That nigga be a pimp, he got dollaz errywhere... bling and grillz and rims 'n shit!"
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