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The Slip Slap is when a male while receiving head (perferably while standing) slips his cock out of the mouth and slaps the female in the face.
"Dude, the other night i did the Slip Slap on a girl and she actually enjoyed it."
When you make a Freudian slip through text or other forms of electronic non-verbal communication.
Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for
Vegan: anime?
Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.
Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt
Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore
Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip
What you get when you cross an African and English
1st Person: *whispers* Plump Lips.
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?
(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)
What your boss gives you fired.
Terry: Did you hear Jerry got the pink slip?
Jerry: Yeah, that sucks.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release
This is an almost autonomous and impulsive urge to hover over the buy button on a Most Haunted Experience event. Before you know it you’ve booked another one. There is believed to be no cure for this....
I don’t know how I’ve done it I’ve just booked another MHE event, it must be slipped finger syndrome again
Another word for a Floridian slip.
"Suck my cock."
"Sure"
"Now that's a Philipino slip."