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(n.) a person who does things in an unconventional time or order. (derogatory)
you brushed your teeth before 10pm. what a speed lizard.
A driver who goes the exact speed limit, and not any faster.
Oh great looks like we’re stuck behind a speed limit Larry
The topic of my debate. Kinda fast. Kinda slim. Kinda bad. Kinda good.
Kinda.....he looked kinda hot, standing there against the rails, sleek and humming with that positive electricity, thrumming like a heartbeat. I was flying fast above, I knew we’d meet again....but when? So far above him, he so far below me....but we were both made of that same steel. A plane and a train....two different worlds....so far apart....but I knew fate had us together from when I first saw him.
-to be continued.....
“What the hell is a high-speed rail?”
“A train that go whee.”
“Really? You have any fanfiction about it?”
“....”
“So there’s this thing called Urban Dictionary-“
When an Asian couple are having sex so fast, that they are a blur to observers. There's lots of heat involved, so lubrication is critical. Note: they may be louder than typical.
Woah buddy, that Asian couple at the orgy was really getting the high speed rail going. I hope they used a lot of lube.
Yeah but the sound... wow!
A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.
The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"
"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"