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Has anyone seen Danny? Oh he’s in the shitter letting the squirrel go.
When someone is sucking on a man's testicles from behind and gets his/her face shit on.
Bro last night I gave a chick a brown eyed squirrel.
A term used to define some one who is obsessively hyper active and oftet may have Gay tendencies. Usually an awkward, small, hyperactive kid that will walk up to people and play grab ass. Basically an irritating piece of shit that forgot to take his riddlin and looks about 3 years younger then he really is.
John:That piece of shit squirrel bate is running around agian and grabbing asses like a fagget.
Steve: Yea, he sure is a squirrel bate
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a couple of little red fellas waiting to be fucked with.
so my dad liked to fuck munchins but my uncle is a knome so we found a median and just twist squirrel nipps.....flava flav!!!
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Fanfic: JESSE GOES INTO THE ROOM WITH THE FUCKING BABY SQUIRREL AND EATS ITS ACORNS THE SQUIRREL GETS MAD AND BITES JESSES NIPPLES OFF SO JESSE HAS TO USE NIPPLE CREAM AND THEN THE SQUIRREL BIT JESSES ACORNS AND SCURRIED OUT OF THE ROOM AND JESSES ACORNS WERE BROKE
BABY SQUIRREL
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When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.
Dianna and I hooked up last night, and I jumped off the top ropes like an Alberta Flying Squirrel.
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Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.
I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!
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