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When something sucks harder than a straw
That pile of poop is hot doodoo stain
My pencil that I had for two weeks. I miss him terribly he was my pal. We traveled around the world together. Then he got lost. Somewhere somehow, he is hopefully in a better place now... :( R.I.P 2019-2019 haven't seen him since last decade.
"Feet stains did a good essay today!"
The writing of flirtatious comments on one's "To Go" box, specifically in purple ink.
Commonly known as the "relationship ender/beginner".
You really shouldn't have left those flirt stains on top of your car.
Low life..
You're a shit stain in lifes underwear..
When you get a double blowjob from two hookers at the same time and leave without paying them.
ohn: "How was last night dude?"
Michael: " Last night was epic John. Went out on the sesh and pulled a staines. The only downside was that I got shoved and got a minor graze. But fuck it, was definitely worth it!