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Stain baby

When you masturbate in bed and you leave it on the sheets and your girlfriend or wife rolls over on it and gets pregnant.

He's not dumb, he's just a stain baby.

by Im-oblivious October 09, 2016


brain stain

When a man nuts on your forehead.

Hey baby gimme a brain stain.

by AlecLEE41 July 30, 2022


Thong Stain

Forget flying by the seat of your pants. Try flying by the stain of your thong!

"He came into your apartment. He left the Thong Stains on the carpet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023


Flirt Stains

The writing of flirtatious comments on one's "To Go" box, specifically in purple ink.

Commonly known as the "relationship ender/beginner".

You really shouldn't have left those flirt stains on top of your car.

by AE2487 July 24, 2011


B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we canโ€™t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They donโ€™t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) โ€œ How ya doinโ€™ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great ๐Ÿค—! Well, as you can see, Iโ€™d be an overwhelming asset because Iโ€™m completely full of shit! ๐Ÿ˜˜ I donโ€™t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ฉ! What ya think?โ€
โ€œI think youโ€™d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?โ€

by summertime36 September 06, 2021


dodgy stains

Stains believed to be self generated, possibly/probably of body fluid origin.

As in:-
He had some "dodgy stains" on his tighty whities

by Tom Busman January 08, 2014


crush stain

When someone shits their britches and poorly washes their garment. So they walk around with crush stains on their seat

Hey Jackie got crush stains on her mom jeans

by obviouslyadoughnut October 10, 2020