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quick-win

Said by someone who is promoting their idea. Normally it will be done by someone else with normal speed

John: This could be a quick-win.
Beth: And how do we plan to do it?

John: You do it, not me.

Beth: You are a dick!

by random citizen June 14, 2019


Infinity Win

Stephen Colbert.

Stephen Colbert IS infinity win. He is the epitome. The most epic. The most basic definition of win.

The infinite win.

by Teh Nibblorz September 9, 2010


I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how i roll. Winning

A song by The Gregory Brothers

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how I roll. Winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where

by SPrice1980 May 27, 2023


High Win Syndrome

Intentionally being targeted by multiple other players in a video game for having more experience, a higher amount of wins, a better rank than others, or anything that would immediately make them a prime target for elimination for no good reason other than to annoy them or cause them to stagnate in progress.

Prime examples where this would occur are games with a leaderboard, or where you can see another player's stats, and/or where doing such actions would not be punishable in any way, such as games that don't reprimand players for trolling and harassment.

Tom: "Man, Jake's getting destroyed in this game! He's top 10% on the leaderboard, yet he can't even get a single win today, even in free-for-all mode, where there are no teams!"
Charlie: "I know, right? He must be suffering from high win syndrome today. Everyone else is teaming on him so that he can't have a fighting chance!"

by ThrowAwayUsername July 31, 2020


Tom Winning

A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom Winning is being defined as:
Riley: TOM GET BACK HERE I wanna give you a pretzel!
Andy: You are such a goose.

by Wagglewagglechopsticks5 May 17, 2021


Win from losing

The sentience of “I can’t win from losing” is a statement of when things go repeatedly wrong in an individuals life (losing), and even when things continuously goes wrong they can never catch a break.

Friend #1: Wow, So you lost your job and your wife?
Friend #2: Yea, I was fired and Susan left me
Friend #3: Dang you can’t win from losing.

by Zebracakesaresatire May 14, 2023


win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.

A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018