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When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse
Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex
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When you cum on Richi Herrera while you are fixing a bug from MMO.
Ayer me hice un richi surprise antes de meterme un pepino en el orto. by Marcio
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When someone is unexpectedly snatched up and moved to a new location... Usually occurs after persistant visitation.
Man that dude fkd up n was subjected to surprise relocation.
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Verb: Having sex with a girl from behind and throwing up on her back as you ejaculate.
Did you hear what Cal to Becky did the other night? He totally gave her the Dinner Surprise.
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When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
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When you are pissing, sitting down and you accidentally piss on your underwear.
Damn it, I got a wet surprise again!
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When your friend sends you something in the mail secretly, trolls you about its existence and then cops an attitude when you seek further details.
Jeff: "Hey, Matthew. I might have sent you something in the mail, don't be mad."
Matthew: "Dammit! What did you send? When does it arrive?"
Jeff: "He he he he!"
Matthew: "Just tell me!"
Jeff: "Nah. This is a Herriman Surprise!"
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