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Getting a text message and taking a chance at reading it. Not knowing weather it will be a good text or something you really didn't want to read.
I just got a text, should I open it? Could be texting roulette.
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when you text your girlfriend dirty messages
my boyfriend just sent me another pussy text!
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Texting a friend a band's setlist at a concert when one of you attends the show, while the other cannot (for whatever reason)
The most accurate text lists are made when the concert-goer texts his/her friend the current song being played during or after the performance, thus sending one song at a time. Texting an entire setlist after the show is over is more difficult because the person at the show may forget some songs here and there, so it's best to text in the moment of each song.
Friend 1: I'm going to the Incubus concert tonight! YEAH!
Friend 2: Lucky! Too bad I live thousands of miles away. Text list me?
Friend 1: Definitely!
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The words you use when you text.LOL,BRB OR
Daniece:Y R U tryna kall mi b4 9 U no dam well i got t-mobile dnt play
Alicia:just call me i dont understand texting langauge
Daniece:At 9 o clock girl
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Some word foreigners use no female in America knows what this is or how to do it;its a unknown language
Dude:aye text back
Her: im not a foreigner
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When a guy misses his bitch when she's away, and feels that he needs to tell her so he sends her a bitch txt. If he does this he looses an element of his manhood, hence the name, "bitch txt".
Sesh: I really miss her man.
Gav: Send her a txt you big bitch.
Sesh: Nah man, I don't wanna send her a bitch text.
Gav: Just send the fucking thing you big bitch.
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The text one sends when they wake up from a good night sleep, it is a text sent in response to a text sent to them the previous night, when they unknowingly fell asleep on a convertextion. Mostly sent to not be rude even though the most common response to the morning text will be "what?", because the person receiving the morning text does not remember the convertextion that conspired the previous night.
Guy 1: Hey, how did the fight with Jenny go last night
Guy 2: Oh shit, I totally fell asleep on her
Guy 1: Dude, just send her a morning text
Guy 2: Good idea
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