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Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?
The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds
Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'
James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'
Dann: ' Seconded.'
Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'
James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'
Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'
Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'
a huge blue eyed blonde slut. she'll suck anyone's dick if they give her gummy worms. she went through 4 guys in one week.
Matt: "ew, don't mess with that girl. she's a hannah partain"
The prettiest girl out there no one gets in her way she's a delicate girl but has amazing friends to bring her back up. She has so many friends but only about 2-4 are real. She doesn't have a lot of self cofidence but everyone else sees how beautiful she is and how such an amazing person she is. She has amazing friends that care about her so deeply. Everyone is jelous and wants to be her. Your bestie BC made this ilyssssm
Guy one: wow Hannah's hot af
Guy two: ya i know I wish I could be her bf
Hannah hirtz
Guy three: no she's mine
Guy four: GUYS you know I've liked he for a long time I get to ask her out
Everyone fight about it and her bestie Brooke goes and punches everyone in the face
Brooke: there we go got if figured out bestie
She so beautiful, inside and out
I wish every female could be hannah petty
When a girl giving a blow job throws up on your penis!
She was giving head and then he touched the back of her throat and she had a Hannah moment!
A little-known but somewhat disgusting carnival game somewhat like soggy biscuit wherein the participants partake of a semen cocktail.
Mark was so blitzed on cheap alcohol he didn't realize he was taking partaking of a Fuzzy Hannah.
A future grammy winning singer songwriter from a small town in oregon.
Person 1 Hannah McBee is my favorite singer!
Person 2 Mine too!