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Nerd Vision

The condition following an unusually lengthy exposure to textbook study.

NOTHING looks good right now dude, I've got nerd vision...

by Sum1else September 24, 2006


Nerd Boner

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic

Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game

by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017


Piggy Nerd

When someone pulls their nose up to look like a pig. This person most likely drives a Honda Accord.

Don't you DARE do the piggy nerd at me

by Zeke Nitron November 13, 2018


Reputation Nerd

A reputation nerd is a preson whose post count on a forum speaks about his lack of social life. He is very famous on that particular forum, altough 95% of his posts usually have no substance. He is not a troll, but can choose to be, and others will still tolerate it. His messages are the filler junk you have to scroll through to get to the useful posts about a subject. He replies to every subject on the forum, even if he doesn't know anything about it, just for the sake of commenting.

On occasion, other reputation nerds with not so much thousands of posts will agree with the dominant alpha-nerd just to get his approval, and that is the difference between him and a troll. But the reputation nerd doesn't care, or rarely shows any emotion at all. If he does show emotion, it is usually fake and exaggurated.

In this case, Kid A is the reputation nerd

Kid B (10 posts): I'm looking for this game (explains game)
Kid A (10 thousand posts): It's torchlight rofl
Kid B: Oh, thanks man
Kid A: no I was joking, it is not torchlight. I don't know what it is.

by incognito33 June 12, 2011


Nerd Wrangling

Verb. The act of getting computer programmers to do their job, particularly when a new video/computer game has recently come out.

I thought we were going to have to delay the project when Call of Duty came out, but I did some Nerd Wrangling, and got everybody back to work.

by Dickjutsu March 27, 2012


nerd lounge

A small room with no windows where 95% men congregate to study. or attempt to study. This room consists of computers that don't always work all the time. and the most productive thing anyone gets done is using facebook.

Don't call it the nerd lounge, its the computer lab. cause otherwise we will loose the nerd lounge.

by Metricman March 19, 2009


Sock Nerd

One who possesses a keen interest in fashionable socks.

"Say, look at that guy with the purple socks with a lime green lightning bolt on them... what a sock nerd!"

by JohnnieWalkingsticks June 27, 2009