Road Trip

A Road trip is a car trip that is defined by the word "trip". The trip is a not the journy but a feeling that you get after smoking to much.

i was driving up to Reno and i had a Road Trip. i started framing out and i almost took a one way offramp to the bottom of the mountain!!

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road beers

so your on the way to a rage when you realize you dont want to go sober... fresh 30 of natty light in the back, might as well hit the ipod and crack open a few road beers.

mcintyre: yo man got a fresh 30 in the back, natty of course
smitty: yo man im thirsty
packo: get the ROAD BEERS

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Silk Road

A 'silk road' refers to a vagina that has been thoroughly aroused and is very moist. Can be the cause of natural secretions, added lubricant, or a mix of the two. Can also refer to an anus/rectum that has been thoroughly lubricated.

Mike said he fingered her for a half hour and even used lube so she would have a nice silk road.

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road face

what candace likes getting.

so candace was driving n i leaned over 2 give her some road face.

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rocky road

this is when you look at a girls ass and see how lovely it is...until she bends over to find warts inside..

victoria's ass was really nice until she bent over, end result bitch had a rocky road

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Road Dog

When you look next to you and see a guy getting road head, but the chick is so ugly you mistake her for a dog, or other hairy creature.

Guy 1: Hey isn't that Alan?
Guy 2: Yah, why does he have a dog on his lap?
......
Guy 1: That's no dog!!!!!
Guy 2: EEEWWWW!!! He is getting Road Dog!

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Road Jerky

Road Kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like Beef Jerky

-"Man, you just hit that coyote"
-"Eh. It'll be road jerky before long in this heat."

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