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Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.
I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial
If you live in a cold place with real winters, sun travel is travel to a place which beaches, sun and sand like Mexico, Jamaica, Dominican Republic etc.
As soon as sun travel opens up I’m going to Jamaica. I need sand, sun, salt water and Jamaican food
A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
Four piece metal band from Trinidad that are heavier than the mass of a black hole
Dawg feed the sun too heavy , that should be illegal
When you cum and then pee in a girls mouth and she swishes it all together
“Scott why are you making that face?”
Scott: “These snacks taste like Sun sauce”
BIGGEST FUCKIN RETARD I KNOW, HE LITERLLY IS THE DEFINITION OF NO BITCHES, NONE AT ALL. MY FATHER IS MORE EXISTIENT THEN HIS DOOKIE AS HAIR. I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF EVERDAY I MEET HIM. I WILL SOON KILL EVERYONE I KNOW IF HE DOSNT SHUT THE ABSOLUTE UP. GOD ISNT REAL AND HE HAS ABONDONED ME
"I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF, TODAY WAS LIKE WINTER SUN