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When your partner, takes a steaming dump on your face, and you smear and wear it like a mask to exfoliate the skin.
"Rachel gave me a himalayan Mud bath last night, now my cheeks are softer than a babys bottom"
When you eat so much spinach that your cum comes out as green as aloe!
I ate so much spinach dip that I aloe bathed her after duffys.
When you shave your pubic hair and leave a trail at the bottom of the bath after after draining the water.
"I told him I prefer him with pubes, but really I'm just sick of scrubbing away his bath carpet."
Putting herpes meds on your member
I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.
When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.
He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.
When somebody in your group can’t hack the days session so heads home for a bath and bed
They really can’t handle this session today, looks like it’ll be bath and bed for them soon
A bathtub filled with Purell. Jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.
Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.
"Man they better have a Magic Bath ready for me after this show."
"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"
"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"