camel enamel cunt fluff pie

when a camel with an enormous bush squirts in your mouth and erodes away the enamel from your teeth.

the other day, a camel gave me a camel enamel cunt fluff pie. i then had to go get the enamel on my teeth fixed.

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Two angry camels in a tiny car

Two angry camels in a tiny car references a sexual act so bizarre it cannot be found on sites such as urbandictionary.com

First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.

"Dude, is your new girlfriend freaky in bed?"

"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."

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Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks

"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick

Have you seen my camel

My camel has gone missing, he was last seen racing 4 midgets in a relay race and beat them by a few meters. His where abouts are unknown but help me find him.

Have you seen my camel anywhere?

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east indian camel-riding goggles

The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.

I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some candles and gave her East Indian Camel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.

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people r people, but u r the mazaphukah on camel

Colloquial phrase in runglish (russian based on bad knowledge of english) . Created to convey the sense about "People are normal, but you are the most damned piece of shit like and dont fit into the environment like "the dick on the back of the camel beetween its humps"

- Why do u behave so? What's wrong with you? People r people, but u r the mazaphukah on camel!

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

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