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Finding an empty urinal, pulling your pants down to your ankles and half-squatting whilst shuffling side-to-side with your hands making a crab-like motion above your head.
Wow, look at this empty urinal. Check this crab-slash bro.
Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.
girl 1-"yo gurl i can see yo crab swing in dat skurt"
girl 2-"othx"
A crab sack is when the meaty cock of a male crab goes inside the anus of a human female, this act of sexual crabercorse is why we have jesus
The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
a term to describe a sexually promiscuous womans vagina who may or may not have crabs
I bet that bitch got a crab cage on her!
IT IS NOT REAL FELIX AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT PLEASE STOP
Crab Thursday is not fucking real
The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.
Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.