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Dictionary Fight

When one or more retard(s) fight over the defiance of a specific word. They are arguing on the definition of the same word. People could go so far into this rabbit-hole that they forget to realize that a word could have multiple meanings from different times; especially in the English Language.

However, you would assume that a "Dictionary Fight" could be settled by looking up a word on any dictionary, it is a paradox on its' own and must be avoided. If this is not achieved, then you will sound like an autistic person rambling on a never ending argument.

Example: Definition of Terrorism.
Person 1: Terrorism is when a Muslim kills people, like in 9/11.
Person 2: NO! It is a political conflict as in the case of the Jacobins during the French Revolution.
Person 3: Terrorism is a racist word that discriminates against people of color! We must BAN IT!
Person 4: Actually, Terrorism is defined as; an unlawful use of violance to intimidate one or to cause fear on others.

Person 5: You;re all wrong, you're all stuck in the never ending Dictionary Fight!

by ZakAttackaufDeutsch February 14, 2018


dictionary kid

A kid who always has a dictionary on him or her self to tell people that the word you are saying isn't a real word for their own personal gain they do this so they seem smarter than you the dictionary is optional and they can do this off their own mind

Example
Kid: Bro that's cap
*Other kid barging in*
Other kid:Actually cap isn't a real word and the term cap is a hat or a topper for a bottle
Kid: oh yeah and what proof do you have?

Other kid: takes out dictionary and goes to cap while looking smugly
Kid: don't be a dictionary kid

by Nameth MC name October 16, 2023


urbn dictionary

Urban dictionary is a website where every person write his/her own name’s definition and in this website all the girls are so cute and bois are just handsome af and funny and they have the biggest pp!

Her: hey I Think we should go on a date ur so cute

Him:yea sure but u’ve never seen me

Her: yea but u are a “mike” u are handsome , tall and u play 4 sports right? Seen it on urbn dictionary
Him:(starts eating his 10th slice of pizza for dinner) yea yea I love sports we definitely should go on a date!!

by Mike the loser @gmail.com November 22, 2021


Disturbin' Dictionary

A compendium of definitions for all the words you do not want to think about in a time of crisis.

Pandemic, contagion, death rate, infections, coronation, coronaviral, isolution... they kept appearing in the Disturbin' Dictionary when he was just looking for a laugh.

by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020


motherfucking dictionary

A book or an electronic resource that lists the words of a language and gives their meaning.

Harrey Carrey married a motherfucking dictionary

by BabbleBoy January 28, 2023


Urban dictionary

Noun.

A site that will accept the most vile, malicious, derogatory, racist, sexist, and ignorant definitions submitted.

However, they often reject sincere, thoughtful, and truthful definitions to many things.

As a 6'4" 240lb "texas boy"...even I think it's ridiculous.

Urban dictionary admins are fucking hypocrites

by SpencerWillAlwaysLoveYou June 26, 2014


Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that gives horny but sweet answers

I’m bored, I’m gunna search urban dictionary, its own website name

by That_wierd_person May 05, 2020