Going Ham

To exhibit an extraordinary increase in skill or strength, usually for a short period of time in a sport or competition. It is most often used when discussing multiplayer videogames, when a person racks up a large amount of frags, kills, or points of some kind in a short period of time.

"Juan was down by over a hundred points, but now he is going ham and he's about to win"

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ham-hands

the uncontrolable desire of masturbating with a glazed porkroast

Watch out sir, he's got the ham-hands today...

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Ham

The fat that protrudes from an overweight or obese women's mons pubis

Dude that look at that women's ham, it's looks like she's carrying a fanny pack full of flubber!

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Ham Doctor

Obscenely crude and sexual, it is the act in which a man or woman stuffs a woman's vagina with so much clove it'll make her look pregnant -- (Clove being one of the main ingredients in seasoning ham). After she can no longer contain anymore clove the man or woman plays doctor and delivers the clove baby. Thus making him or her the Ham Doctor.

I ham doctor'ed her last night, I'd much rather eat ham than tuna.

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Celebration Ham

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.

Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.

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Aidan Ham

The most amazing good looking girl ever. People might not get her sometimes but there's definitely something special about her. she might even be classified under "god" someday. "She's the one who can save our world" is what they are going to say about Aidan Ham one day

Aidan Ham

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Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

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