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a sexy latin girl livin in america. beautiful olive skin. dark, wavy, long hair and big brown eyes that you are gaurenteed to get lost in. have amazing vulumtuos bodies!!! big titties and really bubbley butt yet a nice flat stomach. often short. many people think shes latino. but shes got mad love for italy! live mainly in jersey, philly, and new york. names like gina, jessica, and dominique. are amazing to fuck. she knows how to make a man feel good and she loves making a man feel good. she often has her tongue pierced bcuz she loves to give head. sometimes bisexual and loves a females body ...and 3sums. sometimes dates a boy and girl at the same time!!! loves jewerly especially earrings and has very sexy clothes. she isnt afraid to show off what her mama gave her. her family is alot like the one on everyone loves raymound. she decorates her room with rosary beads , crosses, and pictures of saints. shes spunky hyper and full of energy. very loving and understanding. passionate. easy going. intelligent. very funny. a great writer and artist! she loves life!!!! dont fuck wiff her she will scream at ya till ya cry .. and she sure can fight. she can a shake that booty n bounce them titties too. loves animals with a passion. (most italians do) loves gnocci. loves to drink, loves to party,sometimes do some hard drugs. has a bit of a stealing habit to get what she desires. a master at shop lifting. yes she can be a little shady.
guy 1- oh my god dude your girl's so sexy!
guy 2- yeah, that pussy feels like heaven. and she sure knows how to suck me good!!!
guy 1-wow. your lucky.
guy 2-mhm i love my lil italian sex kitten
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once-freshman, now-sophomore who is the leader of the mobster gang at school; although he was small and once average weight, he still had the most power in that circle of people; some people are concerned, however, because lately he has gotten taller and lost some weight, thus making him look rather manorexic; also known as Ali Harbey Oswald
Ah, look! It's Italian Mobster Guy! Geez, he's so manorexic these days. I'm concerned because he's lost so much weight over the summer. You should be too.
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a sex move known to itlian-americans as well as a sandwhich made by "lefty" at the NIEHS cafeteria in RTP.
Hey man, I just gave my girl a hot italian grinder all over her face!
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A set of items which can be used in any fix-it applications. An Italian tool kit consists of a paint scraper, which can be used as an ice scraper, a chisel, a screw driver, a griddle cleaner, a BBQ scraper, a pry bar, a box cutter, a fly swatter. There is also a hammer which can be used like a hammer, but not usually. A hammer is used when a screwdriver is not handy or is too time-consuming. The claw end of the hammer can be used to open bottles. A wire coat hanger: This can be used to stir paint, open a locked car door, replace the car's radio antenna, clean a clogged drain, clean the vent on a clothes dryer. Electrical tape: much more precise than that old Redneck Duct tape, which BTW loses it's sticky. Electrical tape will be around for decades longer than duct tape.
"Yo, Benny! Go in the Italian tool kit and get the paint scraper, I need to open the window; I forgot my keys on the kitchen counter!
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a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
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Edibles that will fuck you up to oblivion and cause you to have blue balls for the extreme agression of trying to get a blow job from every girl at the party that you decided to take the edibles at…
Max: Matthew took Italian chew toys last night, and forced Mary to give him head
Jack: we’ll what happened??
Max: Matt’s in prison now lol
The act of two men covered in oil jerking each other off until one “blows his load”
the only way we could settle this was with a italian oil wrestling match