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It’s where all the freshman date seniors, even though the seniors just want sum else outta them. Also where most of the girls act fake and they suck at playing any sports and if you wanna be yelled at for anything from anyone come here!
Lake minneola high school is a place in central fl where a lot of rich kids go and most people are weird.
The most mediocre school ever. The principal is Gay and says nothing but “GET TO CLASS!” Every grade acts ghetto but isn’t, and most of the math teachers are ass.
Ryan: Have you heard of Canyon Lake Middle school?
Adam: That Gay school with a bad traffic director?
Ryan: Yes
A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.
I had to Carpenter Cut a Lake Erie Log Jam at McDonald’s or shit my pants!
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Lakewhore high school is the best schooling around for hoes. Your Typical "Thots" walking around ass showing. Dicks getting sucked in bathrooms where white girl act black. Just pulling out a piece of gum result in getting a blowjob. Girls that waste boys time and fuck with there emotions. The best hoes around that will hoe you and waste your time.
Lake shore high school girls getting caught on cheating with there boyfriends and hoe on the boys.
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a submerged plastic grocery bag full of beers used to transport beers while swimming. often seen at wakeboard contests
"Want a beer?"
"Nah, I got my own, check the smith mountain lake jellyfish."
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Lake Grove Presbyterian Church (LGPC), is one of the most known churches in Lake Oswego, Oregon, also known as Lake no-negro, Lake big-ego, and lots more. It includes a predominantly cis-het-white congregation, that if you do not agree with their views, you will be banished to the Methodist church down the road.
Player 1: What church do you go to?
Player 2: Lake Grove Presbyterian Church
Player 1: Oh, so you are a rich white asshole that drives a Tesla and you’re dads a lawyer?
Player 2: I feel attacked. Let me post this on my private story
A School located in Southeast Marion County with about 1,750 students. Often referred to as "Lake Qweer". School Colors are purple and gold (even tho it looks like yellow) the basketball and football teams are known to be unsuccessful. School gets Much disrespect from other schools in the county like Vanguard, West Port (Sex Port), Belleview (Smellview), And the Forest Wildcats often refered to as the "pussycats". The schools mascot is the hurricane.
Lake Weir Student 1 : yo you slidin through Lake Weir High School today??
Lake Weir Student 2 : damn i almost forgot the bad Bitcxes at Forest and West Port got me distracted.
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