Jew Pimp

A male of the Jewish faith who is extremly sexy and/or awesome. Jew Pimps often have insane guitar playing skills.

Angela: HOLY CRAP! Joe Trohman is such a Jew Pimp!

Nikki: I know, he's so awesome and gorgeous.

Angela: Everyone else wishes they were that awesome.

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church pimp

pronunciation key (chûrch - p^imp)

n. one who hooks up with persons within the same congregation but commits to none.

christian 1: "on the DL I saw Simon at the Bar hooking up with Jona"
christian 2: "OH WERD!? I thought he was hittin' linda"
Both in unison: "CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!!"

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Pimp-Choke

A Pimps defense against rival pimps who are stealing his ho's.

Hardacre Pimp-Choked the shit out of that guy.

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Pimp Wee

A mans sexual juices.

"I shot my pimp wee all over her face"

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camera pimp

The opposite of camera whore. The person at the parties etc. that takes random, pointless pictures thus creating more camera whores in the process. Also known to shout things such as "Pose!" or "Myspace!"

Brigid is always taking pictures, she's such a camera pimp.

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romeo pimp

A romeo pimp is a sex trafficker that instead of forcing, they try to get young women to fall in love with them so they can be influenced into taking part in the sex business.

Mom: Always be careful, you don’t know if he’s a romeo pimp or not.

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Pimp Burn

When a Pimp takes his Ciggarete/Cigar and pushes the lit end of the object into the Prostitutes skin. This is generally done on the hand and is used to punish a Prostitute, generally when they don't "Have his money"

Prostitute: A'yo Daddy whats up!
Pimp: Wheres my money?
Prostitute: I aint got it, You got a problem with that?
Pimp: I'm gonna Pimp Burn the shit out of you woman.

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