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Having Covid-19/Coronavirus/testing positive for the Rona.
I wish I would've listened when they said 'the mask goes over your nose'. Now I'm holding on for dear life as I'm Riding the Coroni Pony into the sunset.
Testing positive for the Coronavirus, having COVID-19, got that Rona
After bar-hopping all weekend, I was shocked to discover I caught that 'rona. Guess I'll be riding the Coroni Pony for a fortnight.
Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
That idiot you work with, their only job is to get stuff for you, or just carry things from one place to another mindlessly. That is all they can really do.
Get that Josh Butler to carry that crap, he’s the cabbage pony.
When a girl ties her breasts into a pony tail using a hair tye.
It's so hot outside, I need a Pony tit.
When a girl sticks her finger in your ass to slam your prostate while she blows you.
I came like a rocket when she gave me the palomino pony!
a band. an amazing band. their music is as yet undefined. but it truly is mind blowing.
i listened to some "peasants without ponies" last night. jeez it was good.