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A spider that looks suspiciously like a hand with four fingers curled down like four legs and the middle finger jutting out and wiggling like a head. It feeds on male genetalia. Cousin of the boob crab, the man-boob spider, the shenis spider and the vagina spider.
Holy crap! a caribbean dick spider is eating my male genatalia! What shall I do? It looks like a hand!
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A totally hot babe, who loves it in the butt.
Man would I love to spider fantasy that chick.
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set for release on may 4th 2007. for now anyway.
Venom and carnage will NOT be in it. I like them too, but its just not gonna happen.
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your completley off topic
friend1: man did you see that movie with neil patrick harris
friend2:yeah i saw starship troopers
friend1: no your spider is not correct i was talking bout harold and kumar
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When a girl is jacking off a guy, and he cums in her hand, she throws the cum into his face and yells “Go web shooter!”
He thought it was going to be a special night, jokes on him. He got reverse Spider-Man’d
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(noun)- Butthole. (Just take a close look at a butthole. it looks like a spider, and the skin around it is a little browner than the surrounding skin.)
"Kiss my burnt black spider."
"I took such a big shit, it hurt my burnt black spider."
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A definition based upon a descriptive view of a anus!
She was on the rag, so I slammed it in her Back door spider
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