The Martha Stewart version of a taint
Dude, I'm totally going with the glittering taint look tonight.
Hey everyone (points to testicles), check out my taint titties!
Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.
Oh man, I forgot to cobra taint after my shower this morning, and now I'm dripping!
Where you place your bollocks into your partners mouth, throwing your shaft over their chin and grinding your taint on their nose.
The smell of someone tainting you is amazing
Transferring taint smell from the finger to the upper lip.
I said sniff my taint, she dsaid "Sure" so I jammed a hand down my underwater and scooped up a dose of taint with my middle finger and smearted it on her upper lip. She said" That Taint Funny"!
Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.
Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.
the person of which whom you are sometimes also referred to as a BIRD
"that guy is being a total bird", "No!, a horse taint"