Uncle bob

When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up

Guy 1: What the hell is an Uncle Bob?
Guy 2: It's when you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up slash puke it up

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uncle arthur

Is a fellow who loves life, a free spirit, tells it as it is and won't take no for an answer. loves the best in life. Propelled toward what he believes is right, will fight for the underdog. Totally hetero!!!!' Adores beautiful people of the opposite sex unendingly

Hey you know when it comes to Mel he acts like a real uncle arthur

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Yoonbum's uncle

The nicest uncle in all of fiction who dearly loves his uncle Yoonbum and would do anything to save Yoonbum from Sangwoo's verbal abuse.

"Uncle!" Yoonbum screamed out to him. Truly, Yoonbum's uncle is the greatest uncle there is.

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UNCLE LUIS

THE UNCLE YOU HAVE UNDER YOUR BED AT 12:00 AM IN THE NIGHT WAITING TO EAT YOUR ASS

Damn my uncle luis ate me good last night

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Uncle cheeseburger

Uncle cheeseburger when your uncle jizzez into a zest burger and says order up

My uncle jizzed into a cheese burger and said order up uncle cheeseburger

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Uncle Ted

noun, Any elderly man driver who ends up in front of you, doing 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit when your in a hurry. Typically driving a Buick product, Lincoln Towncar, or some other large vehicle. The female variation on this is an "Aunt Gladys". Known to flash their lights or shake a fist at you when you finally get a chance to pass them.

I was late for my doctors appointment today because I ended up driving behind an Uncle Ted.

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Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester - Child Molestor

Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''

Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.

''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.

1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''

2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.

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