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not having a shittin' damn thing

a state for the 'living-challenged'! whistling for money hasn't worked out, neither has the shaking of the ass! -being floated is a 'dead end street', so how does one survive??

these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...

were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.

the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)

she wasn't used to not having a shittin' damn thing, and had to cut him loose!

get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing!

he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!

by michael foolsley January 30, 2010

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next big thing in kpop

STRAY KIDS is the NEXT BIG THING IN KPOP.

Musically, Stray Kids hopscotches across styles, including anthemic hip-hop, trap-inflected pop and a strong EDM undercurrent. The millions of song streams and YouTube views attest to Stray Kids’ dominance of three critical K-pop elements: powerful vocals, strong raps and breathtaking choreography.

One of the Stray Kids' biggest weapons β€” to produce their own music and performances. The members write their own songs and take an active role in production, which, in the tightly controlled K-pop industry, is rare. Stray Kids are definitely getting bigger and bigger with their immense talent and amazing stage presence.

"Stray Kids is still growing each day but one thing is for sure, they are leading the generation of kpop today and they will be the next big thing in kpop."

by serialsleeper March 15, 2021

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Best things ever created

Nutella, tits, pussy, my dick, ass, oreos

Pussy is one of the best things ever created

by Pussydestoyyer June 24, 2018

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Same thing different air freshener

If you say a word wrong or spell it wrong you can say same thing different air freshener.

"We’re do you wanna go today”
β€œDo you mean where β€œ
β€œYh same thing different air freshener β€œ

by Teddy Clarke and Mason Asseter March 29, 2021

54πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Real DJs Do Real Things

Coined back in 1994 by world famous mixtape DJ, DJ Emir. The phrase describes the types of actions and activities One would expect of a Real DJ.

Real DJs Do Real Things means: Doing things in a grandiose manner. Always delivering a strong performance even on his or her worst day. Being well respected, feared and/or hated by many who aren't doing things in a grandiose manner. Touring, showcasing and being featured around the globe. Constantly grinding, marketing, practicing and innovating to stay relevant in changing times. Always striving to become better, learning what they can from their peers and inspiring their peers to learn from them as well.

A Real DJ never simply copies, but rather takes an idea and makes it their own through uniquely applied changes and stylistic execution. Real DJs do their homework and come to the show prepared to amaze. Real DJs have burn out cross-faders. There are many more things we can list here but we'll leave it at: Real DJs make sure they leave everyone ultra happy, completely in awe and saying "damn that DJ made my day"

"DJ Craze, DJ Vajra, DJ Silva Sirfa, DJ Emir, DJ Qbert, DJ Scottie B, Dangerous Dan, DJ Jazzy Jeff and DJ Z-Trip are all examples of Real DJs That Do Real Things. They never fake anything on stage, they are always prepared to put on a great show and always deliver a stunning performance."

"DJ AM (R.I.P.), DJ Roc Raida (R.I.P.), DJ Jam Master Jay (R.I.P.) were all great DJs, Real DJs that also did Real things, toured performed before thousands and achieved greatness."

"OMG DJ A-Trak completely killed it with the beat juggles and scratches! Word The F Up... Real DJs Do Real Things!"

"Damn DJ Emir's made us Dance all night! I know and his mixtapes are hard as hell! Now I understand what he means by Real DJs Do Real Things"

"I partied til the sun came up cause DJ Scottie B was throwing down something wicked! Real DJs Do Real Things!"

by Real DJs Do Real Things September 30, 2009

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she says alot of things

Def:A counter-phrase to the phrase:thats what she said

ex:
Chuck Norris:Thats a hard one.
Man:Thats what she said! XD
Chuck Norris:She says alot of things,now doesnt she?
Man:I guess now that you ment-
*Chuck Norris then roundhouse-kicks the poor,poor,stupid man*

she says alot of things thats what she said

by Bizz70 February 11, 2010

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Things are getting too spicy for the pepper

A quote made by Francine Smith from American Dad. She tried many times to write a quote that was worth remembering after her death, and this was what she decided upon, with the help of Klaus the fish.

Person 1: I don't want to eat your home-cooked food anymore!
Person 2: Why don't you like it? Do you want me to make chicken parmesan more often, since you like it so much?
Person 1: No! Your food is just terrible.
Person 3: Ooh, things are getting too spicy for the pepper here!

by N@y February 11, 2012

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