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titty ridge

The large difference in height between a male's raised pectoral muscle and his abs, creating a substantial "hill" or bump; can be traced by dragging the side of the index finger up the abs until it hits the ridge of pectoral muscle.

Note: Although commonly believed to be part of the man boob, the titty ridge is only seen on properly defined muscles, not fat.

Wow! It's like he has man boobs. Just look at his prominent titty ridge!

by illenxe April 11, 2011


Tough titties

Something some woman said on TV that means ‘tough shit’ and then like 1/5 of Australia started saying it, and as a child I didn’t know what a titty was, of course, so in like grade 4 I said it to one of my Teachers and it sparked mass confusion.

Teacher: ‘sit over here’
Me: ‘I don’t want to
Teacher: ‘why won’t you go sit over there and behave’
Me: ‘because I don’t want to, tough titties

by I’m the sock around your heart November 10, 2020


Tough titty

In old Texan it means, "It's not that bad", "It could be worse", or "Make the best of it."

The saying in Texas that's been around for generations goes, "Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk's still good."

The titty may not be perfect, but you've got milk so stop complaining.

Son: "They messed up my order and put mayonnaise on my burger."

Dad: "Well, son...tough titty...scrape it off and eat the rest of it."

by JTM24 September 17, 2021


road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 12, 2019


Anti-titties

Showing displeasure or disapproval of a thing, person, or situation. It goes without saying, but the exact opposite of what is commonly referred to as "the tits" or "the titties." Opposite of what most would call "the loot."

Will: Bio lab was such a bitch today.

Jeff: Indeed, Amy is the anti-titties.

by joffice_bud December 10, 2010


Pineapple titties

A thing of great importance, but is easily stolen. They are usually taken for revenge.

“I stole Layla’s pineapple titties!”

by AAEGH and a half April 12, 2019


Diabetes Titties

Huge, floppy, fat titties, usually accompanied by skinny legs and ass. This body can only be attained through years of cigarette smoking, convenience store eating and Medicade. Preference of drink usually includes a fruity boxed wine. Meals consist of any encased meat on a bleached flour bun or a cream based casserole. Sketchers footwear preferred.

That bitch at the VFW had some nice ole diabetes titties. Then I seen her skinny legs wrapped around the bar stool.

by Section 8 pope June 14, 2015