north face

the status symbol of suburban teens. commonly worn by females with ugg boots and sweat pants. though they claim "it's comfortable" common male side effects include: hyphema, eye herpes, glaucoma, corneal abrasion, and projectile vomiting.

Staci's mom got her a North Face and Ugg boots so she would fit in with her friends and always be a virgin.

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Boner Face

Ones facial expression at the initial sight of something or someone that turns them on unexpectedly

Man I hope that chick didn't see my boner face!

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alluring Face

When a Girl Or Woman Gives You A Really Cute/Hot/Seductive/Sexy/Foxy Face That Is So Tempting, That You Can't Hold That Erection In. Most Men Have Experienced This Situation Before. Women Mostly Use This Face To Seduce Men Or To Tease/Torment Them. This Face Is One Of The Many Ways To Turn A Guy On.

Oh Dear, She Has Such An Alluring Face, I Can't Hold My Boner In Any Longer!

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serving face

Posing for a photo, usually with an intense, non-amused look on the face. Similar to the "smize."

Damn, Becky looks good in that Instagram pic. She serving face!

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Feeling of the faces

Also known as the "fof's". That time when you are uncomfortably high and you feel as if everyone in the room is just staring at you. This feeling can get quite uncomfortable unless you have others around you who are familiar with this feeling and you can immediately express your concerns with them.

"I was high as balls last night and was enjoying myself until I realized everyone was giving me the feeling of the faces"

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Dish Face

When someone has a flat face like a dish or when the nasal bone is so formed that the nose is higher at the tip than at the stop.

'ere fook off Mr Cameron you dish face.

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red faced

to get drunk: usually reffering to irish/white people as there face turns red when there drunk.

yo, those dudes in the bar are so red faced.

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