Pornography for the elderly
Mr Smith is going to need a fake id to rent ultra porn.
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An exhibition of salacious guitar virtuosity.
Texas Flood is pure guitar porn, man.
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Low quality porn created in a basement disguised as a dungeon, using cheap costumes (i.e. witches' hats, wizard capes, and magic wands). To be avoided at all costs except to laugh at
1. "I just watched some Magic Porn and man is my wand tired"
2. Magic porn-the first time the porn industry badly attempts to recreate the magic of harry potter
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When people (mostly from the dark web) torture animals for other people's amusement (highly illegal)
Tim: Today I found the sexiest tape of some crush porn, it has a cat in it, too!
Edith: ... You're sick
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When you're watching porn and one of the actresses very closely resembles someone you know in real life, so much so that it is like watching the person you know performing. The porn star is your hot friend's porn double.
That girl taking it up the ass is Amy's porn double!
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A title every man gets in his life
I tried to watch TV for 5 minutes, then I got bored, and looked at porn, even though I just did that 10 minutes ago, damn imma porn addict
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