Someone who is incompetent of doing a certain task or is dumb and mentally retarded.
You are such a fucking dodo bird.
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one who shanks someone at a public event.
This can happen at a football game, and is typically done with a knife that the person is carring out of rage and depression
Oh my god you just got Joe Birded in the leg!
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A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.
Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.
3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'
A person who hunts and pecks for letters while typing.
Quit hunting and pecking, you computer bird.
After he nuts in your mouth, you don't swallow and french kiss him. Therefore the nut is transferred from your mouth into his. Like a mamma bird feeding it's young.
Yo, she just Mamma Birded in my mouth!
Mamma Birding