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Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.
Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
The refinery company that drills, extracts, refines, and distributes oil and it's counterparts all over the Mushroom Kingdom.
We wouldn't have Mario Kart without Bowser Oil!
When a man and a women lay head to head and pee on each other
damn cuh my phone laggin this shit on some mustard oil on god
ayo bro he seems kinda sus ngl
nah ain't no mustard oil here
Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.
Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
"Texas tea" dat was discovered by a group of professional minerals-drillers instead of just a single lucky dude who "struck a gusher" merely by accident.
Jethro Clampett did indeed discover a jet of "black gold", but said find happened when he was merely out hunting by himself, and so said valuable liquid could not technically be called "crewed oil".
Schmubel oil is a type of natural oil derived from the seeds of the shmubel tree, which is native to India. It is used in traditional Ayurvedic medicine for its anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties. It is also used as a massage oil.
I like to use shmubel oil in my stir-fry dishes for a unique flavor.