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When you take a crap in a girls mouth and then 69 with her (toilets flush backwards in Australia)
I gave your MOm an Australian Toilet
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Whenever a situation can be linked to a downward sprial of actions leading to the ruin of a person,place, or event.
Giving him a back massage led to hugging, kissing, sex and me breaking up with my boyfriend; all in all it was just a Big Toilet.
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To be in the act of prairie dogging. But while in the act, to take a mint and stick it in your anus. When done shitting, ravage through the mess to find the mint. Proceed to eat it. Also resulting in a nicely scented toilet.
Dude, last night was awesome! I decided to toilet mint, and stuck the mint in my sister's mouth!
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1. Someone who purposefully 'pimps' their toilet to achieve their maximum seepage discharge rate.
"Oh no! I am constipated! I'll have to pimp my toilet!"
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the best group created
tayto toilets > you
the tayto toilets are better than you LOL
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First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.
Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.
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The most important thing in times of a pandemic.
Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!
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