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When your tongue punch her fart box so hard that when you speak the words come out wrong. You come out after getting snatch juice all over your face and go fucking hell I proper Tongue Fart her Fuck Box
Mate you never guess what I did the other day?
What bro?
I got down on her and pressed my tongue right between her back piece.
Oh shit really?
Yeah man got right down and tongue fart her fuck box and gave her a right good seeing to after...
That sounds fucking sweet bro!
Yeah man fucked her senseless
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The condition in which one needs to urinate so badly that any further delay will cause bladder rupture.
I think tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue is a sure sign one is in trouble.
I held it for as long as I could, but when I tasted urine on the tip of my tongue, then I knew I was in trouble. I had to pull over and go in the ditch.
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rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh
your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box
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Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.
Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'
When a male/female licks the clit of another female.
I will tongue punch you in the juice box if you don’t stop being so cute
literally means pausing, then removing your tongue from a mushroom. why do people think thats so rude? also "sos please lick my mushroom" is NOT rude. it also literally means take a mushroom (the fungi type) and lick it. simple rele.
see yeebs
mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!
some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!
mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)
please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.
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When a man inserts / removes and inserts his tongue repeatedly into a ladies juicy bits
Hi Diana, I will be home to Tongue Punch your Lady Bucket when I get back from work!
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