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Mr. Beast went too far

This is part 2:

They then tie the kid to about 500 helium balloons, which carry the poor innocent child extremely high up. Chandler then takes a Tommy gun and sprays in the general direction of the kid, who is still ascending. Eventually the kid comes crashing down, somehow untouched by the spray of bullets that popped the majority of his balloons. Upon landing, the kid shatters his tailbone and lower back, delivering the most excruciating pain. Then the kid, who's name is unspoken in this entire video, starts crying in an abnormally high-pitched voice. This makes Mr. Beast take out a different golf club, this one being a driver, and attempts to either behead the poor young soul or simply knock him unconscious, which is unclear. Either way, both are unsuccessful, and Mr. Beast ends up causing the kid, who can be no more than 14, even more pain. At this point, Mr. Beast gives up and pulls out a scoped shotgun, and starts singing a kid a death lullaby, to which the lyrics are terrible and disturbing. Turns out Mr. Beast's singing voice isn't all that bad, so it begins to sooth the kids pain. This is part 2 of 3. Scroll down for part 3, or scroll up for Part 1.

OH, GOD DAMN! That's a bit for for one video, don't you think?

Yeah, Mr. Beast went too far n this one....

by Big asss ballsack May 9, 2023


Mr. Beast went too far

This is part 3 of 3. Scroll up for parts 1 and 2.

The Mr. Beast simply cocks the gun and fires 2 shells right into the kid's skull, therefore ending the kid's short and unhappy life. Later in the video, upon doing research on the kid's life, Mr. Beast finds that the child was the offspring of Donald Trump and Shrek having a threesome with Zelda, but still couldn't find a name to the poor victim. Thus ends the video, but before it totally ends, the screen goes black, pitch black, and you hear what sounds like a shotgun cocking, and then Chandler screaming, "OH, SHIT!" and the a gunshot. Then the video fully ends.

Oh... Oh no... He went too far!...
Oh no!... Mr. Beast went too far... Oh sh... Holy shiiiiiit.....

by Big asss ballsack May 9, 2023

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That's one too many syllables, bub

Something you say to someone when they add more than 17 syllables in a haiku.

Person A:

"That's right I'm Sokka,
It's pronounced with an 'okka'
Young ladies, I rock ya!"
*counts syllables on fingers nervously*

Person B:
That's one too many syllables, bub
*yeets Person A out the window*

by siyah the hie February 9, 2021


white friend makeup too dark

It is defined as an extremely WHITE wigger girl whom a group of black people have befriended. One such as her believes she can pull off the slutty-black smokey eye look...minus the slutty....

White friend makeup too dark *turn up*

by Gem Dragon Illuminated October 2, 2014


do you sell gas too?

The reply you give to someoneone trying to sell you something that just went unreasonably up in price.

Buying cable internet over the phone the guy says "Well yeah the price was $34.99/month but that ended yesterday it's now $46.99" The reply"Wow, that sucks, do you sell gas too?"

by Bullfrog Jeremiah May 23, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


too much cook for one day

denglish for "te veel koek op 1 dag" which is a upcoming expression for having planned too much things on one day.

damn, on the 16th of oktober i''ll make 2 school exams, i'll go to the apenheul AND to a green day concert. that's too much cook for one day!

by nEUbbw September 24, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Too many blank lines in a row

This phrase means there was not enough communication when a couple had a row .

When he realised there were too many blank lines in a row
he had to work exceedingly hard to correct the problem and make up again.

by Criostoir Hulme September 8, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž