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The condition of bitchiness towards one's male counterpart that occurs after reading the aforementioned kinky series. Cures are spankings and just enough bdsm to satisfy the wandering imagination. . .
"Ugh-I'm srsly so tired of my bf. We never do anything and he's so boring. . ."
"Girl-you got that "Touch of Gray" Syndrome."
People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.
Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!
What someone has when they break technology or gadgets easily just by touching or holding it. Usually women have it more than men.
Guy1: Dude, I lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! Is every girl so bad with technology?
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.
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Someone giving you a cloud handjob
Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure
When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.
The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.
Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!