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A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.
Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”
Friend “you poor, poor, soul”
Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower
‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’
Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower
‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’
A: isn't the Casanova of gryffindor tower remus lupin
B: no its mary macdonald
C: shes a maneater
B: im no man but i'd let her eat me
Insert lunch by billie eilish
MARY MACDONALD THE WOMAN YOU ARE
An erection lasting more than 4 hours
When your girl wants to "go all night" and you drop a little blue pill whether you "need" it or not... and after 10 orgasms, she renames your unit the Viagra Tower.
'Trump Tower', NYC, was briefly renamed to 'Dump Tower' on Google Maps worldwide on the 27th of November 2016. This caused the meltdown of the Twittersphere.
Was Google behind this? Probably.
Jono, did you see Dump Tower on Google Maps earlier! What a laugh!
A large tower of snapple bottles made be those who attended the three week Ctyi summer course in 2019 session 1 got over a thousand bottles for the towers ten year anniversary
John: did you put your bottles in the snapple window for this years snapple tower
Jacinta: yeah I hear this year they’re going to try get a thousand