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A pickup truck with extras that a REAL pickup doesn't need, such as leather seats, GPS, dual zone climate control, and backup cameras.
"Check it out guys, this thing's got chrome rims, chrome crash bar, DVD screens for the kids, heated seats for cool mornings, and can tow our scooters."
"Yeah dude, nice puss-up truck! Is that the Victoria's Secret Special Edition?"
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A syndrome normally found with white guys who compensate for their tiny genitals or being heavily inbred by owning a loud, jacked-up truck, getting violent over petty shit and other retarded reasons.
"You saw that guy with the mustache, ponytail and his giant truck?"
"Oh yeah, that asshole that threatened to kill that guy on a bike over leaning on some other guy's truck?"
"Yeah, he's got Big Truck Syndrome."
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To go back in a conversation
So Christie is pregnant, anyways did you see the football game on Monday?
Wait, wait, wait back up the truck...Christie's what?
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A vehicle that resonates annoying, repeatitive music throughout your neighborhood for about an hour. If you're unlucky enough to live near the projects, you even get the honor of listening to the same theme (or a slightly remixed version) resonating while you are trying to take a nap, or god forbid, sleeping after working a graveyard shift, about 3 different times a day.
When I was a kid, we had to walk to the ice cream palor. Now, we get to listen to a loud and annoying theme blare through our windows while we are trying to nap, watch a movie, or have sex, in the comfort of our own homes. THANK YOU MOMS OF AMERICA!
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fill a normal bar pitcher half full of guiness. mix equal parts Jameson and Baily's in a pint glass till half full. pour pint glass into pitcher and chug.
Kurtis puked after doing that Irish truck bomb.
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After a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. During ejaculation, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the "fellator" until the gag reflex is triggered. The resulting slurry of vomit and jizz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. The turkey baster is inserted into the anus of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/jizz mixture is used as an enema. The recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon.... the couple fuck. Going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one's mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.
Have you ever heard of a "mississippi dump truck"? Well.....
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When someone is on there way to the restroom to defecate, they are said to be on the "number two truck."
Person A: Where did Johnny go?
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.
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