Shitty grammar that you find on almost all the definitions on Urbandictionary.com
Regular Grammar: "How are you doing today."
Urban Grammar: "HOW IZ YOU DEWING 2DEY!"
A “state of mind” as it relates to the consumption of wine from a glass; those who congregate in an establishment rather than a street corner to consume wine.
The Housewives of New York are the consumate Urban Wineauxs
An Urban dictator who's a fakin' snob.
Urban dictionary user 1: Hey I heard that guy's an urban dictator.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.
Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.
The people that turn down your definition over and over again
Omg I keep getting urban dick
People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.
The act of trying to come up with words to add on urbandictionary.com instead of doing your actual work.
I've spent 5 very productive hours in the library today and added like a dozen words on urbandictionary. Urban Procrastinary was one of them, how ironic is that!
The city-specific landmarks used when giving directions. Urban landmarks differ from suburban and country landmarks such as large rocks, churches, farms and wishing wells.
Urban landmarks are frequently alive and a bit trickier to follow than those in the country as they may move on occasion. Typically, urban landmarks are taken from the underbelly of society and city living and may include junkies, hookers and very drunk college students.
After dropping her off at her apartment, she said it would be easy to find our way back to the highway if we looked for the ready-to-puke guy on the stoop, the angry, yelling yuppie and the junkie passed out at the intersection along with other urban landmarks we noticed along the way.