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SAT ur day is the day between Friday and Sunday, on which you take the SAT.
*1*: Dude, wanna go out and grab some lunch on Saturday?
*2*: No way, it's SAT ur day for me.
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Bill: Ur mom gay XD
Cale: Yea well ur dad lesbian
God: Ur dog transgender
Bill and Cale: 😨
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When lonley and have no one else to "play" with, you whip it out and choke the chicken also known as jacking off
Paul-What are you doing tonight?
Aaron-Oh I don't know what are you doing U + Ur hand tonight!
Paul-Keep that on the DL
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Greatest song by Katy Perry. It's basically about emo boys....it doesn't call them emo, but it describes a classic emo boy.
"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf while jacking off listening to Mozart. You bitch and moan about LA, wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway. You don't eat meat and you drive electrical cars, you're so indie rock it's almost an art. you need SPF45 just to stay alive.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys. you're so sad, u should buy a happy meal. you're so skinny you should really supersize the deal. secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you. I'm so mean cause I can't get you out of your head. I'm so angry cause you'd rather myspace instead. I can't believe I fell in love with some one that wears more make up than..you walk around like you're oh so debonair. you pull them down and there's really nothing there. I wish that you would just be real with me.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like...penis"
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A phrase 12-year-olds use when they cannot think of anything to say in a roast battle.
Kid 1: “You know, I would roast you, but you’re too fat to fit in the oven.”
12-year-old idiot: “Ugh, ur mom gay.”
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The only insult worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian. The person you say it to might die.
you so gay that ur family transgender.
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A phrase saying that their so bad at Fortnite like their a bot
Ur bad kid
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